Make Up

Alright...so Dee and I were at Sephora, a makeup place that has nice stuff. Well, Dee was on line to pay for her stuff so I was wondering around looking at the perfumes. This lady came over to me and asked if I needed any help looking for anything. I said, "No, but thank you." She paused and looked me over. I was wearing my typical jeans, sweater, leather jacket and no makeup. Well, this woman says, "We do have a special going on. It's free, of course, and it will show you the proper way to apply makeup." I almost laughed in her face. I said, "Ah, no. Just because I don't wear makeup doesn't mean I don't know how to put it on," and walked away from her. I was laughing as I told Dee. I mean, come on people! The only time I really put on makeup is when I'm going out to a bar or a club or something like that. But this chick looked at me like she was appalled that I wasn't wearing makeup. I don't think that I'm ugly or that I need makeup all the time. So, I guess this lady felt that she was doing me a favor by letting me know they had a free special on how to apply makeup. I'll tell you what, I went back there and this is what I looked like after I left Sephoras. Thanks guys!!!!!