Friday, March 28, 2008

Love

Love sucks. All the good men are taken or gay. Why can't I find a single guy?

Monday, March 17, 2008

Dreaming

It's funny how much meaning our dreams are in our lives. When I remember a dream, I try to look up what it means and every single time, it makes sense. When I was younger, I was able to think of a topic or a question and was able to dream about it. Now, no matter how hard I try, I can't do that. Sometimes I wish I could, but I guess I'm not meant to know.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Groupies

Groupie = Stupid Girl

Ok, so here is the difference between a stalker and a groupie. A stalker admires from a distance, not really interfearing...well, maybe just a LIL. A groupie shows pathetic displays of lust by throwing themselves at whomever they're a groupie for. Seems like guys like groupies over stalkers because groupies are easy.




Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories today
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Monday, March 3, 2008

Tootsie Roll

Ok, so you all know that I'm not really a girly girl. I hate shopping, don't mind getting dirty (lol Dee, Dirrty) and all that. Well, Saturday night we were out and the song Tootsie Roll came on. I smacked Dee on the arm and said, I can do this, and started doing the dance. Dee looked at me and started laughing, "Oh my god! Niki, Miss Metal, is dancing ghetto!" I grinned and said, "Yeah, I told you I know how to move." Which I do, I just prefer not to. I'm just full of surprises!